Friday, 29 May 2015

JUJU THINGS : Cheating Harare woman develops a PEN1S!

In a suspected case of Juju, a 19-year-old woman has reportedly developed a male organ on her privates after cheating with a married man!
Gaudancia Chihurunga accompanied by her relatives consulted a self-styled prophet from Johane Masowe YeChishanu, Madzibaba Starleen Nhamo on Sunday at the shrine in Glen Norah near Mukuvisi bridge for assistance.
Please NOTE that reporters did not see the woman in the alleged state as the news crew arrived after she had already sought help from the self-styled Prophet.
Madzibaba praying for Gaudencia
When reporters from H-Metro visited the shrine, residents from Highfields and Glen Norah were scrambling to remove their shoes in compliance with Madzibaba’s way of worshiping which prohibits booted feet to step on holy turf. The excited onlookers wanted to see how Madzibaba would go about helping Gaudancia.
Gaudancia who was struggling to walk was called before the congregation and received ‘prophecies’ from Madzibaba Starleen along with Madzibaba Benji, real name Daniel Matamba.
Gaudancia confirmed cheating with a married woman and living as a prostitute in her effort to support her single parent identified only as Leornard, apparently a popular traditional healer in Gokwe.
“The male organ developed on my privates after I had s*xual intercourse with a married man and from that day I am living in pain,” said Gaudencia before the congregants.
“I have come to seek assistance after failing to find a solution from traditional healers. My father is a well-known traditional healer in Gokwe but he also failed. I feel the pain more whenever I want to take a bath and I confess before the congregation and I declare that I shall not cheat again,” said Gaudancia.
The congregation was asked to sing spiritual songs, Usakwikwidzane nerima and Jeremiah Tine Ngoma.
Madzibaba Benji requested for cooking oil and ashes from the shrine and knelt down in prayer before asking four elderly women to visit the toilet along with Gaudancia to examine her and they came claiming that the male organ had DISAPPEARED!!!
The congregation then stood up singing what they termed spiritual songs, all marveling how the God of Madzibaba had healed poor Gaudancia!
Madzibaba ordered gaudancia to shave her hair and repent saying something worse would catch up if she continued in her ways of prostitution. “If God of nature has sent me, I declare that you have been delivered and I want three elderly women to go and check if that male organ is still there,” declared Madzibaba Starleen.
“You must shave your hair and show the signs of repentance, else something worse is going to befall you,Madzibaba signed off.
Water in a clay bowl was then sprinkled on Gaudencia as she received prayers from the congregation saying she was bleeding and feeling less pain than before!
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