JOKE OF THE DAY: PASTOR AKPORS AND HIS LOST COCK! Must see.. LWKMD....................!

GUYS AS SOME OF YOU KNOW ANOTHER NAME FOR PENIS IS "DICK" or "COCK" well, that caused a lot of wahala for akpors.. See below

Pastor Akpors was known for rearing chickens within his church premises; he however discovered one evening that a particular cock was missing, so he decided to query the church members about it during the next service and the following drama took place:
Pastor Akpors: Brethren, I have a question to ask, and I need everyone to answer truthfully, do you all understand?
Congregation: Yesssss!!
Pastor Akpors: Ok, please, who here has a cock from this church?”
(All the men stood up)
He looked at them with surprise and said: “No, I mean who has seen a cock?”
(All the women got up)
Pastor Akpors: “No, no, I meant who has seen a cock that isn’t theirs?”
(Half of the women got up)
Pastor Akpors: Oh for goodness sake, I mean, who has seen my cock?”
(All the Choir girls got up)
The whole church scattered!!!
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