VERY FUNNY, YET FULL OF MORAL LESSONS:
There was a group of men gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your wife.
The men were asked:
'How many of you love your wife?'
All they all raised their hands. Then they were asked:
'When was the last time you told your wife you loved him?'
Some men answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember..
They were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wives: "I love you, sweetheart."
After sending they were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages. Here are some of the replies:
*.1. Eh, father of my children, are you sick?
*.2. What now? Did you crash the car again?
*.3. I don't understand what you mean?
*.4. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time!!!
*.5. ?!?
*.6. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
*.7. Am I dreaming??
*.8. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today...!!!
*.9. I asked you not to drink anymore!!
And the best one:
*.10. WHO IS THIS? CLICK HERE TO READ FULL AND TOUCHING NIGERIAN CELEBRITIES BIOGRAPHY AND SCANDALS
SORRY, D'ROCK. THIS IS A VERY OLD OLD OLD JOKE! TRY TO REFRESH.
ReplyDeleteD rock or wetin be ur name u are papa ashi(lies)
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