Monday, 25 August 2014

JOKE OF THE DAY: Akpors And Wife Ekaette In Court



Akpors and his wife Ekaette were always fighting over one thing or another so they decided to end the marriage before one person kills the other; there was only one problem left, who would take custody of their only child? When they went to court and were asked to plead their case, the following conversation ensued:
Ekaitte: My lord, I took in and carried this child in my womb for nine months, I breastfed him, sacrificed all my time staying at home to take care of him and help him grow. I showed him love more than anyone else; I surely deserve to have custody of this child.
The Judge thought about this and said “hmm…well that’s a very good point. Akpors, what do you have to say that?”
Akpors: Your Honor! I only have one question, if I insert my ATM card into an ATM machine and cash comes out, please sir, will the cash belong to me or the ATM machine?
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