1.Whatever you do, don’t just show up at their house…they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. Don’t cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your Bottomat the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn’t even wait for thedamn hat. 4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they’re beautiful. 5. Don’t refuse to kiss in front ofyour friends. If they laugh at you, it’s because they’re jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don’t be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they’re going out with you in the first place, it’s because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don’t sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did. 8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don’t tell your friends that you did. 9. You can be dirty minded in private, really… most of them are not offended by it… 10. Not all of them eat like birds,alot of them can eat like whales. 11. Most of them don’t mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that ifyou make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you’re a Kitty-Cat. 11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time! 12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, oneof his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it’s not a serious relationship. 13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you’re dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren’t dropping her off, call to be sure she’s home safely. 14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the s**t outof him. 15. If you’re talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer. 16. Never, ever slap her, even if it’s just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, “Oh, you’re so dumb” or something, never make any gestures back. 17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn’t care whetheryou enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went. 18. You’re dead meat if you can’t get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals. 19. Don’t flirt with their moms…that’s just freaky. 20. Don’t be freaked out by PMS.It’s not gross, and it really does make them feel like s**t, so be understanding. 21. If you don’t like the way they drive, you do it. 22. If you’re officially dating, and you’re introducing her to your friends, you’d better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend. 23. Don’t stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you. 24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for themwithout being asked. 25. Girls are fragile. Even if you’re play fighting/ wrestling, be very gentle. 26. Memorize their god damnedbirthdays. You forget her birthday and you’re basically screwed for life. 27. Don’t marinade the cologne, but smell good. 28. Don’t give her something silly for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine’s day. It doesn’t have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. 29. If you think the relationship isn’t going to last, don’t wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out. PLEASE CLICK ON THE (F) SHARE BUTTON ABOVE. AND DROP YOUR COMMENTS BELOW... TO GET MORE OF THIS; KEEP VISITING(www.naijaboards.blogspot.com) DAILY!
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